Humor: “News In Reverse”

Funny!

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SmokinOkie says:
February 2, 2012 at 6:49 am

The News In Reverse…

(Lukenbach, TX) Wealthy Farmer Buys Major Hollywood Studio, Plans Epic 4 Hour Remake Of ‘Green Acres’

(Nairobi) Kenyan President Ousted, Found To Be American-Born, Not Constitutionally Elligible For Office

(Shanghai) Chinese Consumers Boycott Wal-Mart, Protesters Says Retailer Pushing Too Many US Made Goods

(Rochester, MN) Mayo Clinic Report Says American Diet Lacking Sodium And Saturated Fat, Doctors Recommend The Frito-Lays Diet To Alleviate Symptoms, Warn Of Underweight Epidemic

(New York) Warren Buffet Retires, Billionaire Says He Has Enough Money, Plans To Avoid Public Spotlight

(Dallas, TX) Ailing Faith Healer Benny Hinn Admits He Can’t Heal Sickness, Pledges To Return Millions To Donors

(Phoenix, AZ) Super Bowl Canceled: Players, Fans Cite Lack Of Interest; Say They’d Rather Go Fishing

(Bugtussle, OK) OkieNews Service Wins Pulitzer; News Source Cited For Integrity, Factual Reporting, In-Depth Analysis

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We need more news headlines like that, lol.

Reader Comment from:

“Read Between the Lines: Hollywood Mogul (James Cameron) Buys 2,600 Acres of Farmland; Moving to New Zealand”:http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SHTFplan/~3/E9sWIawodkM/read-between-the-lines-hollywood-mogul-buys-2600-acres-of-farmland-moving-to-new-zealand_02012012

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